*Every song has an ending, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music?
*do u belive in love at first sight or shud i walk past u again?
*i only seem like a smart ass coz im surrounded by dumbasses
*well behaved women rarely make history
*man invented language to satisfy his deep need to argue
*If lovee is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
*two words men dont like unless they're used together: dont, stop
*THREE MOST INSULTING WORDS IN THE WORLD: "IS IT IN"??
*never underestimate the power of human stupidity
"There is no love sincerer than the love of food."-G.B Shaw
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