My name IS Ricca Melissa u anal.
So dun ask if my name is for REAL dammit
I dun have a high pitch, irritating, "im so cute" voice
I'll slap the lights outta you if u start screeching in my ears
I am CLEARLY not gorgeous..hahs
I can get a TEENY WEE BIT vulgar
I do not have chopsticks for legs
or an airport runway for the chest