I am Openly Straight, a Capricorn, Very elusive (like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster), Crafty and I possess Badger-Like Instincts, my favorite animal is a porcupine or a female kangaroo (they have a pouch), In my free time I enjoy saving people's lives and campaigning for chicken pox research, I own my own dog breeding company called K9 Connection, I also have a line of underwear at victoria's secret for fat chicks, I can always tell when someone is lying (except when they are very good... Or if I know them really well... Or if I have never met them) I Love everybody, but I hate most people. Lingua de Franca y Sic Semper Tyrannus