a good monkey neva monkeys another monkeys monkey...
...but a drunken monkey always monkeys everybodys monkey!!
I lyk my women jus the way i lyk my meat....TENDER and FRESH!!
God BLESS the man who made alcohol...God BURY the man who made the glass so small!!!
Making sex is like chinese dinner...it aint over till you both get your cookies!!!
A man travels the world in search of what he needs...
...and returns home to find it!!!