I like to think.
I am MAN. I'm rough around the edges, but kind at heart. I'm vulgar, but intelligent. I'm fierce, but controlled. I'm dedicated, but relaxed. I weigh more than 19 stones* because I'm busy FIGHTING BEARS. I have a beard to deflect incoming bullets. I shave with a straight razor, which is like SUICIDE for most, unless you're me and you have IRON SKIN. My side projects at work include repairing laser machines that can BURN THROUGH METAL. I run into gun fights. My primal yell paralyzes every creature within earshot. Megaphones make me sound quieter. I eat food that IGNITES when it comes into contact with air. I'm the kind of dude that get's shit done. Damn it, I even like a g
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