So you鈥檙e glad you鈥檙e a chick? Well, I鈥檓 glad I鈥檓 a guy.
So have a seat, missy, and I鈥檒l tell ya why
I鈥檓 so glad I鈥檓 a man, I could stand and applaud
That I don鈥檛 have to live life as a broad.
We do the same work, but I鈥檓 better paid.
There鈥檚 honor and not shame for me when I get laid.
I can get head in a restaurant booth.
Mechanics will (usually) tell me the truth.
I can go sit at a bar all alone
Without twenty drunk losers inviting me home.
Workmen and service men never do hassle me.
Car CD players don鈥檛 simply baffle me.
I can reach stuff hidden on the top shelf.
I can change light bulbs all by myself.
No one expects anything when I just flirt.
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