I start every single morning with a breakfast of iron. I eat nails and shit razors. Then I go to my computer and delete every single piece of fanmail I have recieved within the night without even bothering to read them. The amount of daily fanmail is measured in googolplexes. That is because I am a high-profile rock star. About 90% of the indian population have my name tattooed somewhere on their skin.
I currently work as the general manager of a multi-national investment firm that deals mainly with funding research for neutron and fusion bombs.
I have many talents. I possess a superior analytic intelligence and my knowledge about everything and all is beyond anything ever known to man