狠狠撸

Newry

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I'm retarded, basically. (: <3 Highlights of each year of my life: 1992; Fell out of my mum's vagina 1993; Said my first word, "TV"...that's a word, right? 1994; Got alot of blonde hair on my head 1995; Played my first video game; FIFA 1995 baby! 1996; Happy birthday Sean! PS1! :D 1997; Got my first gf...well we played with balls...not what you think, sick fuck. 1998; Best game ever came out! MGS 1! Snake Solid is a muthar facking badass! 1999; Heard rumours the world was gonna end next year 2000; Bullshit 2001; Had my first kiss! And my first boner! All at once. :D 2002; The end of primary school was upon me D: Which is good 'cos I got bullied alot... 2003; Finished primary