-Love me or not I don't give a damn. Okay, fine, I do.
-DO NOT TOUCH MY HAIR.
-I'm one of the guys.
-Yeah, I do sing off key. But tht won't stop me from singing.
-If you ever send me a message or chat with me, please use only letters and use caps lock when needed. (Except for my best friends; they get away with it)
-I am not perfect, perfection is me.
-I stopped the ice age with a single match.
-I can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
-I don't need oxygen, oxygen needs me.
-I once kicked a dodo bird so hard that I killed the entire species.
-Back in the 1600's my pen name was William Shakespeare.
-I can burn ants with a magnifying glass.. even at nigh