If she...
Still wears Skechers
Has a dozen muffins in the Easy Bake oven
Can't seem to unload he last box of Do-Si-Dos
Is having trouble converting long decimals into fractions
If your name starts with Hugh and ends with Hefner
She got a kool-aid mustache
If your anniversary present was a lanyard
If she's getting off the phone so she doesn't oversleep for homeroom
If she still eats at chucky cheese
If she watches hannah montana instead of jersey shore
If her life size barbie is still her size or taller
If she still buys them stick on nails
She's too young for you bro
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