I live a very June Cleaver meets Sharon Ozzbourne kind of life.I teach High School English, and I have a husband (18 years), 2 kids (one boy(17), one girl (15), a dog, live in a small community, and am just about to install a picket fence. But I don't cook, I'm hardly ever home, my house is never clean and there is never quite enough time! Oh well. I wouldn't be happy if I didn't live in complete chaos.