SCOTTISH GUITARIST
Sado-Masochistic People Hating Misanthrope and President of the Simon Cowell Admiration Society.
Author of "The Fat Persons Guide To Sex" and also "The Thin Persons Guide To Reconstructive Surgery".
Sole member of the Scottish Highlands Yeti- Watch Team.
Founder and only member of the "I miss George W Bush" Group.
Last surviving member of The Immortal Beings Society.
Ferocious and often violent supporter of the Taunton Flower Show.
World record holder, as confirmed by Guinness, of the most amount of peanuts balanced on the end of a cucumber.Also only person to approach Guinness about balancing nuts on cucumbers (record currently stands at 1)
Peanut and cucumber
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