doctor says to this guy, says i have bad news, and i have worse news....guy says well give me the bad news....doctor says you have 24 hours to live....guy says whats the worse news? doctor says i forgot to call you yesterday
guy starts taking flyin lessons, hes tlaking to his buddy, he says first day, were in the air and the instructor informs me hes an 8th degree blackbelt and a homosexual and if i dont succom to his sexual advances im gonna have to jump outta the plane....buddy says well, did you jump? guy says, yea, a little at first
guy goes huntin with his buddy, and hes got a scope on his gun, says good lord i can see your house from here, and your wife is cheatin on ya. guy says tha
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