The Alpha Kappa Alpha Apology: I'm sorry you're not a member of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. I'm sorry you're not an AKA. I'm sorry you could never be an AKA. I'm sorry pretty girls wear twenty pearls. I'm sorry you can't say "Skee-Wee." I'm sorry men like me and you want to be like me. I'm sorry the grass is always greener on the AKA side. I'm sorry life is the reflection of the choices you've made. I'm sorry you didn't make the right choice. I'm sorry some things never change. I'm sorry the truth hurts. I'm sorry you're sorry.