"Man, Xander has a grin like the beer barrel polka. A ding dong daddy grin. A Brooklyn Dodger grin. A grin you could wear to a Polish wedding. His smile walks in in wooley socks and asks to borrow the funny pages. You could trap rabbits with it."
I'm goofily tall, excessively friendly, and terminally optimistic.
Ten years ago I bathed in the Sangam, the confluence of the Yamuna and Ganges rivers. This washed away all my sin for seven generations forward and seven generations back. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
I live in Columbia Heights, Washington, DC, and am one of the millions working to build a stronger, more progressive America. Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "T
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