"(a) Socrates is a man.(b) All men are mortal.(c) All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. I'm not a homosexual. Once, some Cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions." Woody Allen.
My life is shaping up like a Noel Coward play. Somebody should go make martinis.