1 1/4C Patience
1 tsp courage
1 lb adaptability
3/4 C. tolerance
Dash of adventure
splash of humor
with the above ingredients
add 2 table spoon elbow grease
leave alone for 6 months
marinate with salty tears
pour off excess fat
sprinkle every sofften with money
knead dough untill payday
season with international spices
bake for 20 years or untill
done serve with pride