"I am the very model of Princetonian efficiency,
I study, sport, and socialize devoid of all deficiency,
I master methods linear and optimize mathematically,
I multiply the matrices both simply and quadratically,
I comprehend Erasmus – government’s religiosity,
And scan the works of Hobbes to satiate my curiosity,
I understand the parties socialist and libertarian,
And classify the movements communist and millenarian!
I contemplate and explicate like lyricists poetically,
I decorate and illustrate like artisans aesthetically,
Because I study, sport, and socialize without deficiency,
I am the very model of princetonian efficiency!
I scrutinize stochastics, calculate probab
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