Age 9 -- I was told I am too young to handle a girl.
Age 16 -- "Beta padhle..iske liye to umar padee hai" :)
Age 19 -- "abe ye desi pajama chaap kahaan se aa gaya???" :(
Age 21 -- "he is so untidy" (how come she knew I bath once a week even when she was 20ft
apart???)
Age 24 -- "This guy is nuts and gonna ruin the company..he is here only for reading newspapers and share trading"
Present -- I think all my success, joy and happiness stems from the very fact that I hv been a miserable failure at girls..