My facebook commandements
1) Dont invite me to join stupid
groups and causes . Like... 'Help
Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is
bob and why should I help him?
Maybe he is such a sick guy the
dog just ran off! And how am I
supposed to help him find the
dog using facebook? By
whistling on my wall? Come'on!
2) Liking every single status and
commenting on every post
someone posts is tantamount to
stalking. I feel like walking
naked ... Mike likes this. I feel like
killing someone ... Mike likes this.
Mary joined the group, Help Bob
Find his Dog ... Mike likes this. GET
A ****ING LIFE MIKE!
3) Adding friends is not a race.
100 friends is ok. 300 is great.
But 3000? Unless you
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