Premier (and thus far, sole) offspring of Lynda and Raille.
Decided on 1st November 2006 to swap the comforts of life cocooned in fluids amniotic for one swathed in parental and family love instead.
Got Daddy's looks, Mummy's temperament, and Grand Dad's hairline (for that first 6 months).
God-mummed by Auntie Afzan Goldamyerstein, who shares my predilection for the nocturnal and Dad's preoccupation with Judaism.
Ordained nicknames include Alis-cakes, Alis Bilis, Baby Gyurl, Dot, Dottie, Dot-O, LisLis, Lizzie, Schnoogle, Schnoogs, Zeezoot, and Baby Elizaveta Goldamyerstein.