"why do people say "i'm going to take a shit"?... they don't take a shit, they leave one." - george carlin
Sir- A massive world changing flood is coming...
Beau- Sir! This is the driest place on earth!
Sir- So were my pants till i heard this news...
1. Give a man a potato and he will eat for a day...
2. Teach him how to grow potatoes and he will eat for a lifetime...
3. Learn how to distill a potato, and you won't care either way!
-The Wizard of Id