Andrew isn't here. He doesn't exist. You've all imagined him into existence and should be ashamed of yourselves.
i was born of south africa of english parents in 1977. i'm a product of the mutating space between cultures, between countries, in the bastardized hybridity of globalisation. because i grew up in south africa under a state of fascist imposed emergency, i have grown up to have absolutely no patriotism towards anything and a severe mistrust of authorities of any kind. i have the usual childhood black holes in memory and teenage rebellion, just like everyone else. my ticks and neuroses, obsessions and addictions are possibly my own.
i'm a pretentious git.
i'm also livi
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