Enjoying the married life!
X-Rated everyday!
I miss the 'burban!
"What kinda bike do u drive?"
Me: "Do you have X-Rated?"
Liquor Salesgirl: "Like movies?"
Me: "No, like the vodka?"
I CAN'T WAIT FOR PITCHER WEDNESDAY!!!
Liz/Beth: "Getting drunk rules all, bitches!!"
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Liz/Beth: "Hey we just went to Molly's and had Jager-Bombs.."
Tony: "Did you really go to Molly's?"
Me: "Does it smell like we went to Molly's?"
(Yeah!! Molly's doesn't smell anymore! Thanks for finally doing something good, Blagojevich!)
Don't Break the seal!!!!!
Steph, how was the mulchy pie?
Shoppng is my therapy!
You're Beautiful....
You suck at life!!
Tequila make Liz's clothes fall off!
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