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Blackburn
Occupation
Teller of Lies to Small Children
About
Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!
I'm a very tired primary school teacher, I started my current job telling lies 4 days a week providing release time for other liars to go and plan, or hide in the cupboard, drink gin and cry. Now I tell lies to children in year 3 full time, and wish I had more time to hide in the cupboard and drink gin.
When I'm not doing that, I'm sleeping or studiously avoiding my marking by doing things... like adding to my facebook profile *frowns pointedly at pile of Geography books*
"As humans, we have invented lots of useful kinds of lie. As well as lies-to-children ('as much as they can understand') there are lies-to-boss