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Ashley Nichole Yardley was born in 1994 (I just got a full year older!) in Sydney, Australia, but soon grew tired of all the kangaroos and hot men, so she decided to swim to her current home in America (I am so skilled, I swam to a land locked city). The natives immediately adored her and made her their supreme dictator of Centervilleatopia. Since then she has made a living—actually, the natives gave it to her and she used that. In her spare time she enjoys flying short distances… on her pet unicorn (and by spare time, I mean all of my time. I have nothing BUT spare time). She won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1996 for finding Waldo. She enjoys saving lost kittens. And watching things explode