Asa -- You see this name, you think dirty.
Its dorktastic...Its Asa!
My story begins 21 years ago, in a small town located in the largest, most unpopulated state of America, Alaska. Sarah Palin was my neighbor, and I remember gazing over the Bering Sea, keeping an eye on our Russian neighbors.
My nomadism began at the early age of four, when my tribe packed up it's pick-up and traveled to a warmer climate, where we could survive the winter.
At the age of fifteen, we killed all the bison in the South Central Pennsylvania area, so we decided to go eastward. We wanted a warm, beneficial climate close to multiple sources of food and energy, but some how got the Netherlands.
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