狠狠撸

Boonville, California

Administrator

I immigrated (was evicted?) from THE BIG BANG, an implosion/explosion that left us with the BEGINING/END OF TIME. Its hard to be exact about when exactly that was. Some say they're close to arriving at the answer - I DON'T HAVE A CLUE, but come on; what with being flung through SPACE AND TIME, and ending up here as stardust/neutrinos TELEPORTED through some ENTER-DIMENTIONAL, "TIME-WARPED", BLACK HOLE, via the MILKY WAY AutoBann, (the long way even) it's hard to remember. Luckily, being my first time here, I ended up at a beautiful place called THE GARDEN, and all my friends were there to share and play with. Even so, my first memories of the garden are hazy; my travel here was so dizzying t