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Kandahar, Afghanistan

Project Manager

I'm Gumby dammit!!! EVERY DAY I HOPE AND PRAY FOR SOME GREAT CATACLYSM TO HIT HUMANITY AND WIPE OUT OVER 99% OF THE POPULATION AND THE ONES LEFT HAVE TO FIGHT TO SURVIVE. I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WE ALL HAD RED MOHAWKS, DROVE MUSCLE CARS AND BATTLED WITH SAWED OFF SHOTGUNS AND CROSSBOWS OVER WHO GETS THE FOOD OR THE GAS. HUMANITY HAS BECOME WEAK AND COMPLACENT AND NEEDS TO BE PURIFIED. TO QUOTE THE JOKER FROM THE TIM BURTON BATMAN, "THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA." DISCLAIMER: ALTHOUGH JACK NICHOLSON DID A GREAT JOB AS THE JOKER IN 1989, HEATH LEDGER WAS THE FUCKING BOMB IN THE DARK KNIGHT.