I judge people on whether they misspell my name, especially if they continue after I politely correct them. I find it's a very easy litmus test as to a person's character and consideration. Plus, spelling my name with a "Y" annoys me. Also, I don't trust people who say they hate to read.
"I am a deity, biatch. I am the goddess of laundry." - Becki (to Dave on a Sunday when we were doing laundry)
"If you see me drinking from a flask, you know s&!t is going down," - Becki on the infamous quote wall in the newsroom.
"I think I'd make a good thug, however, my teeth are not gold," - Becki, quote wall circa 2005
"I think my desk could give a small child a communicable disease," Becki, quote wa