The philosophy behind much advertising is based on the old observation that every man is really two men - the man he is and the man he wants to be.
Be Easy Son
"I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a COCKSMAN"
"The true New Yorker secretly believes that anyone living anywhere else has got to be, on some level, kidding."
-- John Updike
"Personally, I'm offended. I like 'em au naturale, baby...swing low, sweet chariot"