Personal Information
Organization / Workplace
Oceanside, New York
Occupation
Smile Police
About
I do not make friends or socialize easily and often forget what people talk about at parties. And when I do make friends, I have a hard time staying in touch with them because I am weird and people who stick around long enough will find out and so I cut them off at the pass. I burp a lot and sneeze obnoxiously. My mind is so open it can be kind of scary and alienating to others. I try to be a good person because we all have to live together and it makes the situation so much better. And I kind of love people. I do not fear the wrath of any deity. And I enjoy starting sentences with and.
If I had a blog, it might be called The Double Edged Dildo.
WANTED: Trainer who can whip this flab