i am nice. my goals in life are to be a lawyer, and to meet and marry flea. i grew up on a goat farm in virginia. i do an unstoppable impression of a t-rex. one time i ate a cockroach for five dollars and a gatorade. i can walk on my hands like in the exorcist. in the real world i'm a simple law student, but in the world of warcraft i am sorschaa, defender of the alliance.
i'm kind of a jerk. when i was a toddler i got kicked out of daycare for biting other kids. things haven't changed much...
If I don't pass the bar, I'm going to become a cowgirl!!!! I will never move away from the West, ever!!!
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