Okay okay.. all kidding aside, here's my bio in 2 minutes or less....
After Hight School, I went to the University of Maine and double majored in Medieval and Classical Studies aka. History Major, Dungeons & Dragons Major. My very generous brother flew me out to Santa Cruz, California and I took the summer to explore and enjoy California. I joined a company in the fall which was ultimately purchased by Union Pacific Railroad. When UP ran into troubles with its acquisition of Southern Pacific Railroad our division was sold in a leveraged buyout and I saw first hand how rough a LBO is and so I left to lead a startup of a European company in the United States. That was great, but I had my f