What is my perfect crime?
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the Vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.
As I'm taking it down a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. Its her fathers business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night.
In the morning the police come & I escape in one of their uniforms.
I tell her to meet me in Mexico, But I go to Canada. I don't trust her, Besides I like the cold. Thirty years later. I get a postcard I have a son, he's the chef of police. This is were the story gets interesting.
I tell Tiffany, To meet me in Paris By the Trocadiro
She's been waiting for me all these years
She has never taken another lover. I don't care