Courage is what you are in the dark.
Considering the things I've done, the things that have happened to me, and the places I've been, when I start telling the story people either start laughing their asses off, or stare at me with slack-jawed disbelief. So I don't get into it too much. The one person who needs to know the whole story (besides myself) already does; the rest of you can just pick it up as you go along.