I'm a modern man. A man for the millennium.
Digital and smoke-free.
A diversified, multicultural,postmodern deconstructionist.
Politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech lowlife.
A cutting-edge,state-of-the-art, bicoastal multitasker,
and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave, but I'm old school.
And my inner child is outward bound.
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer.
Voice-activated and biodegradable.
I interface from a database, my database is in cyberspace.
So I'm interactive, I'm hypera