Bryan "Cooper" Cooper started his humble beginnings as a 2 year old due to a shortage of birth certificates at the hospital. At age 16 (14) he worked various odd jobs and peddled used paint on the side to make a modest living. Bryan received a semi-formal education reading the contents of alphabet soup cans and underside of snapple lids. After his schooling was finished, he moved to Oxford where he works on commission opening pickle jars for those who lack the forearm strength.