If you call me... I will come... Lets keep drinking till you are done.
If you OD... I will laugh... But only after you have sober up.
If I shock you... don't be scaried... Tell me the truth give me a punch.
If I pass out... call a cab... Money is in my left back pocket.
I know I may seen like a jerk but I am here to have fun... I have a switch that turns my logic off, just slap my right cheek and punch my stomach to turn it back on... chocolate helps too.
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