They call me Dr. Buzzkill :D
Just your average day-to-day activities. Including, but not limited to:
Listening to long, complicated guitar riffs and failing trying to mimic the way they sound.
Turning up the bass on my subwoofer extremely loud and basking in its' glorious booming.
Eating all of the sugary mini-wheats and leaving the naked ones behind, infuriating others wanting sugary ones.
Stealing tangerines and clementines from people who are about to put them in their mouths.
Feigning redundancy by blatantly explaining to people how I understand their jokes, using a process of deciphering their intended message and sourcing the materials they referred to.