31, seeks dirty hoe to sip crsyt-al, with her ass tore up! Yeah...yeah. Baby's got to keep it realer than a mo-fo. Likes long walks on the beach nice in front of the fire place and sushi. Shouldn't steal my stuff. I like my woman hairy as hell. Oh yeah, must have a ba-dan-ka-dank butt. Must have strong legs, escpecially at the knees. Serious inquiries only...
Current holder of the "Lord" title from Bomberman tournament.