They banned me from saying the word amazing, but I still think everything is.
I teach high school English. No, I won't correct you. My students are my life. I laugh a lot, mostly at them. I also cry a lot, mostly while laughing at them. I have a pretty healthy relationship with food but will hate a lot of things based on texture because I don't know how to eat ambiguously textured foods like soup and mashed potatoes (ok so somebody taught me recently how to eat mashed potatoes, so that part's a lie). I hate strawberries, which makes me a communist, but I love artficially strawberry flavored things, so maybe it works out. When I cook my kitchen explodes, but it's always wonderful. I don't