AS I MATURE
> I've learned that you cannot make
> someone love you. All you can do is
... > stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
> I've learned that no matter how
> much I care, some people are just
> assholes.
> I've learned that it takes years
> to build up trust, and it only takes
> suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
> I've learned that you can get by
> on charm for about fifteen minutes.
> After that, you'd better have a
> big weenie or huge boobs.
> I've learned that you shouldn't
> compare yourself to others - they are
> more screwed up than you think.
> I've learned that you can keep puking
> long after you think you're finished.
> I've lear