Jodi:"Have you ever had olive loaf?"
Me:"I don't think so. Is that bread?"
Jodi:"It's bologna with olives stuck in it."
Me:"Arrrggghhhh!!!!!! Ack!!!"
The sheriff's department confiscated envelopes with unusually lumpy stamps...
My warning label would read," CAUTION: Does not work or play well with others." "Please do not disturb or provoke the tiger."