•I can't help but notice that 'AWESOME' ends in 'ME'.
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When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement.
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I feel pretty and witty and bright, and I pity anyone who isn't me tonight :P
•In my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you exactly as you are.
•I don't chase them - I REPLACE them!
•I am too hot to handle and too cold to hold
•It's my life - Remember that when you're talking about it!
•If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best!
•I take responsibility for what I say, but I am not responsible for what you do not understand.
•People like you are the