I guess at this point I've heard it all: "...Clark Kent seeking Lois Lane, come fly with me...". One thing's for sure! I now can decode women into English. Here's my take on the meaning of these terms you read on women's personal ads:
* 40-ish...........................49.
* Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic.........................No breasts.
* Average looking..................Moooo.
* Beautiful........................Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure...............On medication.
* Free Spirit......................Junkie.
* Friendship first.................Former Slut.
* New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fash
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