1) Proud to be...a Father of 7 (Very Catholic..not Mormon), husband of trophy wife Gina, incurable entrepreneur with undiagnosed ADD towards both ineffective leadership and creative incompetence.
2) Militantly and oft-times embarrassingly opinionated of... the abject liberal and anti-religious bias in the media, the tragic death of true independent journalism, people who say "oft-times," people who don't think Arrested Development was the funniest show on TV, and most of all, the laughable and terrifying fraud that is "Barack Obama."