Optimism is the key:
A prayer for the Stressed -
Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The Courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of these people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work and in studies...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4
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