狠狠撸

Seattle, Washington

Vice President, Creative Director

As a kid, I had a problem with my spine. So the doctor put these crazy metal braces on my legs to help treat it. Then, one day, a few kids from school were picking on me, and my friend Jenny told me to run. So I did. I ran. Fast. And you know what? Those braces fell right off my legs. All through school, kids kept picking on me, and I kept running. Well, wouldn't you know it, when I was in high school, a collegiate football coach saw me running across a field and offered me a scholarship to run fast for him. So I did. I ran. Fast. Heck, I ran so fast they even put me on the All-America team. And that made it so I got to meet the President of the United States and drink all the Dr. Pepper I w