I don't dance, I pose to techno.
James Bond does the Milk Tray Man...apparently.
When life hands me lemons, I make champagne bellini's.
I don't advise looking through my photos. I don't detag, so aprox 70% of them are vile.
We’ve updated our privacy policy so that we are compliant with changing global privacy regulations and to provide you with insight into the limited ways in which we use your data.
You can read the details below. By accepting, you agree to the updated privacy policy.